Did you notice? Reaaaaally?

The more astute of you will have noticed the dates on the previous blogs (look below!) are the same. This is because they came from my previous blog which I abandoned after about 4 weeks. Ooops!

I've decided to give this whole blogging thing another try, mainly because re-reading some of the stuff, I found it to be fairly amusing! Let us see how long it'll last this time.

Further explanation and Great Love

In yesterdays ramblings, I mentioned about billing old people and women for my time that they waste. Well it seems I may have not really thought this one through…

Some questions that have been raised are as follows:

1) How am I gonna actually bill these people?
2) Don’t I think this amoral, misogynistic and a severe form of ageism?
3) Where do I find the time?!

Well, let me answer those questions…or at least try to…

1) How am I gonna actually bill these people? Hmm…well I was gonna send a monthly invoice to ‘Age Concern’ for the oldies and an invoice to ‘WOMENKIND Worldwide’ for the ladies.

2) Don’t I think this amoral, misogynistic and a severe form of ageism? Yes…and your point is??

3) Where do I find the time?! Those quiet times at work…

So hopefully, that clears that up…I’ll update this when I’ve actually sent off an invoice.

Which brings me to last night…As I was lying in bed awaiting sleep to kidnap me, I was thinking about the concept of "Great Love". Now, I’ve taken this from the awesome film "Win a Date with Tad Hamilton" and is described as follows:

Love you get over in two months, Big Love you get over in two years and great love, well great love…changes your life.

Now I’ve got a few questions. What happens if you believe in the theory that you only get one great love? You fight for that person right?? Well what happens if that person (who’s your great love) doesn’t think that you’re their great love??? Still with me?!

Is it possible to have more than one great love?? Myself personally, I’ve already had one great love. Do I deserve another? Am I supposed to go back to that person?? What if I can’t be bothered?? Interesting…it’s a whole laziness vs love thing.

Looks like laziness is gonna win!

Well I think that’s enough for one day…more tomorrow.

bye, love you!

A life style change…

I have recently realised that I’m a misanthrope and a recluse.

I don’t need help as I’m quite enjoying it…I finding that having to deal with people less is actually quite relaxing.

I do have a general mistrust of humanity which qualifies me for the misanthrope part.

The only problem I can envisage, is that my mother won’t be getting another daughter-in-law anytime soon…not so much a problem in my mind but still.

Another new thing i’ve implemented is the billing of old people and women who waste my time. 

More specifically, this relates to old people and women who hold me up whilst I drive to and from work.

This has been running for 2 weeks now and old people need to be billed for 46mins of my time and women 7 mins.

I’m tired. I’ll blog more tomorrow

Bye, love you!